It's all about the numbers

That poor guy, Shahbaz, finds himself in solitary confinement yet again.

He's no stranger to prison of course, having gone down for that 3 (month) stretch back in the day. But finding himself banged up in the BB house seems to have sent him over the edge. In fact he seems to be in denial, stating that "he is not a number".

Of course Shahbaz is not a number. He is a 'free' man (I use 'free' in the John Innman sense of the word) with very little understanding of numbers. Only an imbecile could over-spend by £38 on a budget of £392!