tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-283846312009-09-24T13:37:50.456+01:00Irreverent commentry on Big Brother UK 2006. Fourteen housemates, Thirteen weeks, One definitive blogCuthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16707262819037113368noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28384631.post-1149009790095820562006-05-30T18:10:00.000+01:002006-05-30T18:27:29.086+01:00

Figures released today show that sales of Nestlé Kit-kat bars have gone up by a staggering 73%. This comes, of course, after Big Brother announced that one holder of a golden ticket found inside the wrapper of these bars would become a housemate.This brilliant marketing strategy, coupled with the British public's incredible capacity for stupidity, has also lead to an increase in sales of several

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No, hang on, they're not walking like flies as in upside-down on the ceiling, no, they're walking like files in the sense that they are all walking.Look, it's a terrible synonym, but, George has walked out of the Big Brother house. Perhaps everyone getting stiff in their lower body regions was too much for his stiff upper lip to take, or maybe he thought the prospect of spending 11 weeks with a

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It had been speculated on a great deal, that one of the new housemates might be someone we already know, however, I don't think anyone expected one of them to be a well known lion.Producers of the show have once again shocked the nation by bringing Aslan, hero of the recent Chronicles of Narnia movie, into the house at Elstree.He appears to have had a sex change and a shave, but there is no

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We have been too stunned at Bonnah leaving the house to make any updates to Blog Brother, apologies for that.So far, Bonnie has remained tight-lipped about her experience in the house. This could be for one of two reasons, she had no experience in the BB house, or, just as likely, she has been struck dumb. It really is impossible to tell.The code of silence that she has managed to keep is

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38 year old brummie, Dawn, has been ejected from the big brother house after abusing the rules.Rejected from the Brotherhood, Dawn, along with fellow housemates Glyn and Bonnaaah asked producers to leave the show, when her request was refused, she kicked up a right-royal stink.Obviously with Nikki's sensitive nasal problems, Dawn had to leave.Luckily, We had no money on Dawn, so, no hard feelings

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Big Brother's Imogen Thomas has been spotted out and about on a beach in the Caribbean.This picture, sent into us by an avid Blog Brother reader was taken on Monday at the exclusive Ritz Carlton hotel, St. Thomas. He told our reporter, "I couldn't believe my eyes, she even asked if she could pose for this shot."Whilst we have been unable to corroborate this story, it certainly does look like

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Following the 'shock' removal of Shahbaz from the Big Brother house, Blog Brother has learned that his former fan club, Shahbaztastic (pictured right) have unanimously agreed to switch allegiances.At a press conference held earlier today, Bill, the groups president read out the following statement:"We are deeply saddened by the producers' unjustified decision to remove Shahbaz from the Big

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Hey Nikki, please stop crying,Please stop crying, you're blowing my mind,Hey Nikki...Hey Nikki.Today in the Big Brother house, Nikki claimed to feel sorry for poor Pete. "He's so special" and "doesn't have a bad bone in his body". Fine, but then, what gives with the water works?It's jealousy, plain and simple. Pete's little demonstration in the pool yesterday, of just how 'special' he is, has got

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Until now, very little was known about the origins of the Big Brotherhood.Always determined to uncover the truth, Blog Brother have managed to track down the organization's founder member.The man, who refers to himself only as 'Wolfie Smith' started the movement, originally named The Tooting Popular Front in the late 1970's to bring power to the middle-class masses.It had been believed that the

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That poor guy, Shahbaz, finds himself in solitary confinement yet again.He's no stranger to prison of course, having gone down for that 3 (month) stretch back in the day. But finding himself banged up in the BB house seems to have sent him over the edge. In fact he seems to be in denial, stating that "he is not a number".Of course Shahbaz is not a number. He is a 'free' man (I use 'free' in the

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Fans have been left shocked today as Shahbaz let slip that he collects the body parts of dead actors.During an in depth heart-to-heart between the housemate and an unnamed big brother camera, it was revealed that he was actually wearing the mouth of famous movie actress Marilyn Monroe. He was heard to say "...you couldn't buy a mouth like this... this is Marilyn Monroe's mouth".Not only has this

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We couldn't resist the urge to have a little flutter on 3 of the housemates. Ladbrokes (along with all the other bookmakers) are quoting odds on who will be the last to leave the house. We pooled our money, looked at the runners and riders, and made the following selection:Pete (2/1)The clear favourite. Fast, just not fast enough to catch a pigeon.Imogen (8/1)This pretty filly is a firm favourite

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Lea is reported to have sold her house to raise the £40,000 required for her boob-job.This is reckoned, by experts, to be some £23,000 too much. Not too expensive, just too much. Rather than simply gaining a fuller bosom, Lea has ended up with what can only be described as a pair of basketballs.We can, at least, be thankful that she didn't get more money for the sale of her house, or the results

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It's happened to us all. You're having a wonderful day out on the beach, miles from anywhere, the sun is shining; Things couldn't get better than this.And then, disaster. You need to go.Moral dilemma time, do you trudge all the way up the beach to find the loos, and if you do, will they be closed?Or do you take the path of least resistance and wee-in-the-sea.The problem comes when you make the

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Yet another housemate's skeleton leaps from a cupboard.It has been speculated upon that perhaps George has a royal connection. He certainly seems to have somewhat of a regal air about him.We I can now reveal, exclusively, that, not only does George act like royalty, he is royalty. Kind of.Even though he could only have been a mere scrap of a lad at the time, it has come to light that George

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Touché! I didn't download the picture, and they changed it... ah well...I had it on good authority that Imogen is taking part in BB7 to try and get back at her famous cousins, and, having checked the picture on this unofficial website, I was convinced.She did have a well developed cheek area - similar in appearance to pouches. She did look like a happy-go-lucky fun seeker, always out for a good

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There was an interesting twist yesterday when Glyn (aka Daffyd Hasselhoff) was reprimanded by Big Brother for 'speaking in tongues'. He was speaking to Imogen in Welsh.The justification for this dressing down was that they could have been talking in code to one another. I guess, with no Welsh speakers in the production team, they could get away with telling each other anything.Endemol just need a

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Pete is clearly the bookies favourite to win BB7. What is he really like?I don't have a problem with his tourettes, and I actually agree with those who say that he's brave to go on the show, but, what is he like as a person? Just because he has an uncontrollable urge to swear and all his other physical afflictions, it doesn't mean that he is not also an unpleasant person!People will tend to

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I know one of the housemates has more or less told us all that he's had enough but I fear he may have gone to a serious extreme to make his point.I was watching the 'live' feed just now. The housemates are all in bed, but there is a rather conspicuous looking dark object in the middle of the bedroom floor.If I'm not very much mistaken, it's a dirty protest courtesy of everyone's favourite for

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The website http://www.perfectpete.com has inspired me to adapt some tongue twisters to fit a couple of the housemates. Perfect Pete picked a peck of pickled pepperShabaz sells sea-shells, why? I'm not sureCan you think of any others? I'll include the best offerings!

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I cannot believe it, we're underway, and the 14 housemates have been revealed.Clearly, they cannot be referred to by their real names. The original nickname list comes from this discussion on usenet, initiated by Rich Mackin.Bonnie: Bonaaah Pete: KlunkGeorge: The Prince RegentShahbaz: Shazam or Dahling (as in, "That's Shahbaz, Dahling!")Mikey: VernonLea: Skeletor or RoxanneImogen: Gorgeous Dawn:

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