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Sunday, May 21, 2006

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Do you kiss your mother with her mouth?

Fans have been left shocked today as Shahbaz let slip that he collects the body parts of dead actors.

During an in depth heart-to-heart between the housemate and an unnamed big brother camera, it was revealed that he was actually wearing the mouth of famous movie actress Marilyn Monroe. He was heard to say "...you couldn't buy a mouth like this... this is Marilyn Monroe's mouth".

Not only has this information sent shock-waves through the 'Shahbaztastic' organization, it has also brought into sharp focus, the seedy world of celebrity organ trafficking.

The news comes as a double blow for Lea, who had been lead to believe she had bought Marilyn's lips some time last year, it turns out the ones she bought actually belonged to Muffin the mule.

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